Presumptuous but also Maybe True

My Sims have more fun

And have a lot more woo hoo

Than me and you do

No job, no money
The unemployment office
Bitch, moan, and repeat

My So-Called Knife

It's Halloween night
We're performing a seance
At the old high school!

The Ape. James Franco.

I come with the place

You didn't read the fine print

Upkeep of the Ape

Haiku While You Wait

Waiting for my friend

It's taking her forever

She will pay for this

but i got mine

Mad that i wasted
Perfectly good depression
On an ugly boy

i'm already an excellent scribe

i need a Snuggie
Maybe i'll get a brown one?
I'd look like a monk

Winnie the Pooh Sweaters Too

If she can wear sweats
Why can't i wear chuck taylors
"Business caz" my ass

Scrooged pt. 1

For the love of God

Hold the goddamn hammering

Have you tried staples?

It Can't be Helped by Anyone

Except for Lee Pace

I don't care much for white boys

I dig kinky hair

Magazines at the Check-Out Line

If i never see

Joli and Brad Pitt again

It'll be too soon