Vampires

I love vampires
Vampires are powerful
And they cannot age

I am Being Judgmental

Nice mustache, asshole
Everyone knows you're on drugs
You pampas shithead

I'm from San Francisco

I'm Leonard Shelby
See, I have this condition
It's not amnesia

Presumptuous but also Maybe True

My Sims have more fun

And have a lot more woo hoo

Than me and you do

Old Woman

I'm thirty-seven

You didn't bother to ask

I'm being repressed!

Come to Butthead

Dude said "James Franco

"I wanna bend him over"

You touch him. You die.

No job, no money
The unemployment office
Bitch, moan, and repeat