Beach Babes

In St. George Island
My fam has the most tattoos
Of everyone here

Vacation

At the sunny beach
On vacation with my folks
They are horrible

The Pro in Productivity

Woke up early this morning

Punched the face of God

Then I put the kettle on

Vampires

I love vampires
Vampires are powerful
And they cannot age

I am Being Judgmental

Nice mustache, asshole
Everyone knows you're on drugs
You pampas shithead

I'm from San Francisco

I'm Leonard Shelby
See, I have this condition
It's not amnesia

Presumptuous but also Maybe True

My Sims have more fun

And have a lot more woo hoo

Than me and you do