It Can't be Helped by Anyone

Except for Lee Pace

I don't care much for white boys

I dig kinky hair

Magazines at the Check-Out Line

If i never see

Joli and Brad Pitt again

It'll be too soon

XO

I would like to meet
The guy who came up with hugs
And give them a kiss

Like, Three Times a Week

When in a bad mood
I watch YouTube videos
Of puppies sleeping

Central! Central! Give Em Hell!

High school yearbooks can

Remind you how mean you are

Lots of ugly kids

Groundhog Day pt. 1

It's Ned... Ryerson

Needle-Nose Ned. Ned the Head

I sell insurance

I'm a Sucker

Guy with curly hair
Smells like Burberry cologne
I hear wedding bells

Me Want Food

I am so hungry
That i could eat both your hands
And not regret it

My Co-worker is Awesome

Victor Edwards is
DJ TrickE in the house
He likes ZZ Top

The # 6 w/o Cucumbers Could've Brought About World Peace, but No

I wish Jimmy John
Didn't shoot leopards and such
Total douchebag move

Fuck Me? Fuck HaikYou!

If i had a blog

About Bill Murray haikus

Maybe he'd see it